Sunday 19 February 2012

Title: 'HOW NOT TO GET ALONG WITH OTHERS' - FREE Communication Course

Title: 'COMMUNICATION' 8 /W.Col (From Set) by Rev.Bola
 There are 3 tried and tested key principles to, not getting along with others, that are guaranteed to work without fail, every time you practice them. They are:-

1. Choose not to communicate with the other person involved, or to cut off the communication line.
2. Choose to disagree with the other person as often as possible.
3. Choose to feel and show little or no affection or respect for the other person.

These can be expanded into the following practical steps:-

1.Choose either to mumble under your breadth so you can't be heard by the other party, or person.

2. Choose to shout aggressively at the other party or person, as often as possible.

3. When speaking or writing, use words and language that the other party clearly does not understand.

4. Ask a question, but choose not to ever wait for the answer to come back.

5. Never ever look the other person in the face when talking, but always look away, as disinterestedly as possible.

6. And if you do happen to look at the other person, make sure it is a mocking look of defiance.

7. When speaking make sure your tone of voice is either very condescending, or very whinny.

8. Speak in riddles. Speak gibberish. Speak non-sequitur. Speak nonsense. Speak with authority about things which you know very little or nothing about. But Never ever speak clearly. 

9. Lie often, or tell half truths. Never speak truthfully. Argue insistently back with others who clearly have more experience and knowledge than yourself about a subject.

10. Never speak from heart to heart. Always speak from the left hemisphere of your brain.

11. Simply never listen to or hear the other person, no matter what they say. And even if you do hear them,   make sure to pretend you don't.

12. Never acknowledge what the other party is saying, or when they are right about anything, and definitely never nod in agreement with whatever they say.

13. Choose not to allow the other party to complete a sentence or a thought they are presenting to you, but cut them off mid sentence as often as possible. Make sure they lose track of whatever they are intending to get across to you.

14. Make sure to snigger repeatedly while the other person is talking, or interject often with inappropriate exclamations. 

15. When you ask a question and you get an answer just keep repeating the question as if you didn't hear the answer already.

16. When making a statement to the other person, no matter how often or how thoroughly the other person hears or acknowledges you, just keep robotic-ally repeating the statement to them over and over again until it drives them to despair. Remember that denial is the best friend of miscommunication.

17. Add 'I disagree' or 'I don't agree' to anything and everything the other person says to you, whether true or false, right or wrong, and in-spite of any and all concrete evidence they provide.

18. Choose to only speak, when the other person is speaking. Speak over them as often as possible.

19.Keeping attempting to divert attention from the subject at hand.

20. Remember if they are still hanging in their and willing to communicate with you after all this, see that as a complete failure on your part, and start the whole process over again, doing it ever more intently.

21.By now you should have succeeded in your goal of not getting along with the other person or party. If these steps do not work, then please contact me either for a refund or a retraction, but if they do help you, and you have not already made a donation, you are welcome to send one to me along with a testimonial.
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Written by Rev.Bola Ani - 'FREE SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT COURSES' 
(copyright -19 Feb.12)
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